My crack is tasty. Stories I want someone to write me:
1. [Hi, Nos!] Post-CotW OT3 Fraser/Kowalski/Smithbauer. Fraser and RayK are in est. relationship, living in a cabin in Canada. Smithbauer is their fuck-buddy who visits regularly. No major angst, just schmoop and steamy sex.
2. Post-CotW OT4 Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchio/Stella. Long, epic first time (or even better: established relationship with flashbacks to first time), angsty, funny, sweet, with 50 gazillion sex scenes and happily ever after. Fraser and Stella tolerating each other for Rays' sake at first, then bonding over [insert here]. Pegging! Stella fucking all 3 of them with a strap-on!
3. Post-movie Cesar/Vince or Cesar/Vince/Grace from
Play It To The Bone. Anything. Really. Preferably NC-17.
I’m dying here.
4. PWP: Ray Vecchio is a slut who wants to be fucked. All the time. By Kowalski and Fraser and dildoes. Pink dildoes. Fisting, double penetration, bondage. ETA: And panties! I forgot panties! There isn't enough Vecchio in panties in the world!
5. Hot Fuzz, Nicholas/Danny, first time, NC-17 with Inspector Angel as a bottom. Even better: several sex scenes with them switching. Danny is a sex god. Schmoopy, funny and tender. LONG. Plotty (optional). Coming out to the team and the whole village.
6. Due South/Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover: Dief Is Our King. F/K aliens-made-them-do-it. Dief’s secret identity is revealed. Sci-fi AU.
7. Kidfic. Mpreg (optional). Post-apocalyptic survival epic. F/K or F/K/V. They must pass on the knowledge and save the human race from dying out!
8. SGA/HP crossover. Severus Snape/Rodney McKay. Snarktastic sex mystery: who’s gonna end up on top?
9. Lord Of The Rings. Legolas/Aragorn or Legolas/Boromir. NC-17.
TOP LEGOLAS! Because OMG he’s a 2000 year old immortal being who kills orks for fun! It’s not his fault Orlando Bloom is so pretty that teenage girls swoon over him! He so would fuck all those humans! Properly! [seriously, it’s so, so hard to find LotR fic where Legolas isn’t a 13 y.o. girl! And he always bottoms! Wtf? *sigh* The last time I read anything in this fandom was like 2 years ago, but I still dream about non-girly Legolas…]
10. Due South/House crossover. Gen. Turnbull gets sick with some mysterious illness. Benton Fraser accompanies him to the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey where they meet Gregory House. Personalities collide. *brain explodes*
I think that’s probably enough for now. :)
